I'm normally logged in to an IRC channel 24/7 and there is very little traffic but there are the occasional gems
towy71; shhshhh don't wake the bears
mawi; Wah? bears?
* mawi hides
towy71; it's worse when they get close, bad breath ;-)
mawi; and itchy fur
towy71; oops how did you know that? are you a bear?
mawi; why, yes, yes I am
* towy71 hides