I don't know if you know but I do have a streak of Victor Meldrew concerning things on the interwebs
#1 the forward leaning stroke on a keyboard is called oblique not "slash" or "forward slash"
#2 sites that take longer than an eye-blink to load
#3 Flashplayer and all his siblings
ps I don't like to be contradicted either, but that is a whole other story ;-)
pps can I remind you of Movember